Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Lets Work!

I trust everyone had a good Labor Day weekend. Tha King personally loves the short week after a long weekend. It'll be Friday before you know it people! Hang in there. I was listening to the radio over weekend (24 hour mixes, another thing I love about holidays) and they were discussing a pretty funny and very relevant topic. It's funny that they chose Labor day to talk about women not putting in work....in the bedroom. Men's sex game or lack thereof is frequently discussed but rarely do we shine the light on women. It's largely because men are so thirsty for the box that when they get some they're so happy they don't even realize the females sub par sex game. Tha King however is not in drought these days and can now look back on past girlfriends and flings that need to step their game up.


The biggest problem plaguing most women's sex game is what I like to call the starfish effect. This is a big problem with very attractive women who seem think that their attractiveness is enough and the sack and that all they have to do this lie there, much like a starfish.

You get the picture. This is unacceptable. Pu$$y is great, but not dead pu$$y. You gotta work it out, twist it stretch it out bend it, whatever it takes to get the job done. One big thing about sex for guys is perception. You gotta make us think we're tearing it up, even if we aren't.
This brings me to the biggest problem with the females sex game. Oral Sex. I can't think of one female that when asked said they had a sub par or even average head game. The sad truth is, most of them do. If your walking around thinking that your head game is crazy because you do it just like the girls in pornos you need to wake up and smell the spermicide(I know, it was corny, just work with me here.) That's not what guys want. Again it has alot to do with perception. The girls that give the best head are the ones that enjoy doing it, so if you like giving head ACT LIKE IT. If you don't, act like it anyway! Tha King isn't gonna go any further into effective head giving but anyone is in need of tips feel free to contact me. Other common things that plague the female sex game is wack riding and lack of flexibility, any one of these things can really ruin a night of love making.
Ok. Be honest ladies, are you a starfish? Is your head game slacking? Is there anything else you need to work on to get your bedroom game up to par? If so why the hell aren't you doing it? You would want your man to work on his game would you not? Fellas what else do you feel women need to work on?

7 comments:

  1. Ill take 10 starfish over 1 rotten fish!!! Cleanliness is next to Godliness...

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  2. While I do agree with a lot of what you said(Ladies..you have to be "in" to "win it") but I think part of the "Starfish" epidemic is due to the fellas letting these women give out rough head and not put them on to a few tips. More specifically dudes that are giving out sub par penis or who arent going downtown properly so they gotta take what they can get.....OR do you guys not have the heart to tell a chic shes wack like us females sometimes cant tell a male?

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  3. hmmm good question GhostinaMachine. Now King answer that?!

    But to answer your question King, as far as I know I have some great pussy and head. and that comes from years of practice and perfection. I ended up with the right dudes to tell me what I was doing right and what I was doing wrong. So now my ass is married because of it.

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  4. If your game is on point you'll get a call the next day, or I might spend the night. If it's wack well......

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  5. With age comes wisdom, when I was younger I just laid there. Now that im older, I participate a lot more.

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  6. I think a lot of people underestimate how much work sex is. My BF told me you can burn up to 7 calories during sex. So why not put in some work. Now that I’m in a relationship with someone I care about I have no problem asking how to please him.

    With that said, I do have my lazy moments. If I get mine before you do, you're shit out of luck.


    With that said, i do have my lazy moments. If i get mine before you do, you're shit out of luck.

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  7. OMG LMAO I agree with Judybloom220

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