Thursday, August 26, 2010

Bringing Sexy Back; The 10 Sexiest WNBA players

Remember Love and Basketball? Tha King believes that Sanaa Lathan was at her all time sexiest in this movie. Why you ask? Cause she could ball! The female athlete is one of the sexiest creatures because they appeal to all sides of the male psyche. Who isn't turned on by some intelligent sports convo with a beautiful female?

This is why Tha King has always been a silent admirer of the WNBA. I first got introduced to it by my Grandfather, who was more than tickled by the fact that there were women on television playing ball. Watching them was probably more action than he'd gotten in quite sometime(just got a terrible visual, moving on) I quickly realized that the game of basketball is the same no matter who plays it. What a WNBA game lacks in high flying dunks it makes up for it with excellent teamwork and intensity. These bi*tches can ball, bottom line.

As with every sport, females ballplayers often get a bad rap; They can't really play, they're all lesbians, they all look like this:

Tha King feels it is my duty to inform you that none of the above are true. There are plenty of heterosexual, sexy women in the WNBA that can actually ball. So, just in time for the start of the WNBA playoffs. Tha King has compiled a list of the 10 most smashable WNBA players. Feel free to add to the list if I left someone out or you disagree.



DISCLAIMER; If you haven't figured out by now, Tha King is African American. As such, his tastes in women reflects his ethnicity. In other words, you won't find too many snowbunnies on this list.





10. Kamesha HairstonA little too high yellow for my liking, but a cute face and nice smile nonetheless. She reminds me of an actress or someone but I can't put my finger on who.



9. Diana TaurasiI Always catch a lot of grief for this one. I think she is a cutie. Who doesn't love a girl with freckles? Not to mention the fact that she may be the best female basketball player on the planet. I think that's pretty sexy. She looks like she has a little black in her, if she doesn't Tha King would be more than happy to put some in her.



8.Candice Wiggins She has that cute school girl look, until you get her on the court.She led the nation in scoring her last year at Stanford university, that means shes sexy, can buss your ass on the court AND is smarter than you.




7. Renee Montgomery
Love that smile, she looks like a cute little chipmunk. Oh, and her jumper is mean. Her college team went undefeated en route to the national championship How many dudes can say that?


6. Lauren Jackson

The big Aussie. No matter what your taste you gotta love this girl. If for no other reason but the sexy Australian accent. The WNBA and women's college basketball need to adopt this style uniform. I'm sure it would do wonders for ratings.



5. Cappie Pondexter It's fitting the she plays in New York now. Cappie has the big city swag and the game to match. They call her Lady Kobe, but she looks a hell of alot better than Kobe does in heels and short shorts.

4. Jennifer Lacey


Don't know much about this one, she's adorable though. I'd have a heard time sticking D on her, probably because I'd be thinking about sticking her with the D. I kid I kid


3.Chantelle Anderson

The apparent doubles as a model because her pics are all over the place. Dark skin, nice smile, great body and shes fast. I meant on the court, get your mind out the gutter.



2. Brianna January
She was the inspiration for this list. Tha King was enjoying his court side seats at the Liberty game when I noticed her. She's a feisty defender. I'd like to know what else she's feisty at.

1. Candace Parker

The things I would do to this women. She epitomizes the sexy female athlete. She is the only player, male or female, to win a collegiate championship, an Olympic gold medal and a professional championship in the same calendar year. She is the face of the WNBA and what a beautiful face it is. Did I mention she's only the 2nd player in WNBA history to dunk in game? Yep, she'll throw one down on that ass. That's fine though, Tha King will put it down on her ass any day of the week. My only criticism of her is that she married that ET looking clown Sheldon Williams.