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Saturday was my older sisters birthday. She's actually my cousin but you know how black folks do, your friends are your cousins and your cousins are your siblings. I decide to come out of my little bubble and make a social appearance. My sister is very much the club type so naturally that's where we're headed. The first club we went to we had a little altercation with one the bouncers. I'm considering if I should go back there and slap the shit out of that guy. So we ended up is fancy smacny a bar/lounge on the roof of some hotel. Its was cool, nice view, good ambiance. Some of the women from America's next top model were there( which I actually can't confirm because I have no idea what any of them look like but that's what they said.)
So I'm in there doing After about four rum punches I was in full bug out mode, dancing to everything from Kelly Clarkston to DMX. I notice that one of sisters home girls has been playing me close pretty much the whole night. My girl is out of town and a dance or two is harmless so I pull her over. We pretty much danced the rest of the night. It was cool, I had fun. At the end of the night before they hop in a cab she takes my phone and puts in her number. Didn't ask for it but I didn't wanna hurt her feelings.
Fast forward to yesterday. My sister sends me the thank you e-mail with pictures from the night attached. As I'm going through the pics I make a very disturbing discovery, HOME GIRL HAD A STAUCHE!!! Everything else on her was good to go, If I were single I would have went after it, until I saw she had the Burt Reynolds on her face.
Now I've got my fair share of flaws and I'm pretty accepting of other people's but even I've gotta draw the damn line somewhere. Female facial hair is a no-no, no matter how good the rest of you looks. Call me sallow. I'm sure everyone has a deal breaker where no matter how good the rest of the person maybe, inside and out, you can't deal because of that one imperfection. So hit the comments people, lets say you meet a girl/guy and everything seems perfect. What is that one physical imperfection that would kill them every time?
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LMAO, this guy
ReplyDeleteI could never date a guy that was shorter then me. I am 5'8, 6ft with heels on. It’s funny because short guys love tall girls, the hell is that about!
smh. that's what happens when you get a lil too much rum punch in your system. lmao. and you mean to tell me that even outside where there are street lights you still didn't realize it? what were you looking at? don't answer that. but seriously that shit is funny as hell.
ReplyDeleteLmao should have watched the line up before all the drinks,.... facial hair is not that serious you can always tell her to shave it. I can't stand hair myself on guys it's a must shave off on the body facial is ok but body hair is a turn off ....But as the saying goes (I think). Appearance is only skin deep
ReplyDeleteLMAO...well im sorry about the stauche but that shit is funny as hell!!!
ReplyDeletebut if i meet a guy and everything seems to be good i mean he is the right height nice complexation well dressed but then he opens his mouth and them teeth is jacked OMG thats the deal breaker...your teeth should not look like you have been sucking bricks...im just sayin!!!
SMH..THATS TOO FUNNY..BUT UMM YEA I DISLIKE GUYS WITH MESSED UP TEETH..LIKE SERIOUSLY EVERYONE SHOULD GO GET THERE GRILL FIXED. ITS 2009 NO ONE SHOULD BE WALKING AROUND LOOKING LIKE SNAGGER TOOTH..& FOR THE GIRL WITH THE STAUCHE...SHE SHOULD GO GET SOME NAIR..THAT MIGHT HELP...LMAO
ReplyDeleteAnother one Bites the Dust!!!! Lmao thats rough (literally). But I agree, the girlie-stache is a NO-NO (NO)! I'm supposed to be tickling you w/ my facial hair, not getting tangled up in yours. And MZ Unique Expressions, don't front, you know you think the body hair is sexii!
ReplyDeletePS. I also can't stand drawn on eyebrows, gross.
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ReplyDeleteScaredy-Cat. I never said that these things couldn't be corrected. Just not what I'm into. If a girl is drawing her eyebrows on, she's obviously not comfortable with the ones that grow on they're own (unless your on Chemo, then it's cool). As for girlie-stache, if it's out of sight, its out of mind. Not being shallow, its just not what I'm into, like not being into identifying one's self ; ]
ReplyDeleteWell she can't reveal herself now NB2 cause you just owned her. Unique, if your messing with dudes wit no body hair they better be models, if not....well.....
ReplyDeleteThey may be Asian. Maybe Unique is sick w/ the yellow fever??? How about it Unique, does Jackie Chan tickle your fancy right about now?
ReplyDeleteDame right he's a model! !! I mean he look real good and got that model body...I jus don't like when men sport six packs and got hairy ass arm pits, nasty nappy chest hair, hair down their back, or have a safari bush down there its jus a trun off.... What tickles my fancy is a nice clean body.... You don't gotta agree
ReplyDeleteNasty nappy chest hair LMAO. Its cool, we all have a preference, and having a preference does NOT make you shallow
ReplyDeleteLol. Thats hilarious. What can you do? *shrugs* Blame it on the alcohol. Lol. But I think the one thing that's a deal breaker for me is what I call pubic chin hair. I don't mind facial hair and I think that goatees done right are incredibly sexy. BUT when you got a bush growing on your face that looks like what grows below the waist I can't deal with that. Total turn off.
ReplyDeleteLMBROKEAO You Shallow. Those things could get removed she prolly dint get a hold of a razor b4 the shindig..... But a deal breaker for me is teeth and hygiene.You cant be no smelly gap tooth man wit me im 23 and i date my age range(fuck you Sha..."Tha King" and around that time you should be one your grown man status and vice versa for females.
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