I turn my slide ONNNN!

I trust everyone had a good memorial day weekend. Tha King enjoyed his very much, BBQ, basketball, quality time with J-dub. What could be better? Sadly its back to work, short week though(fist pump).As I'm typing this my co-worker is telling me about her weekend of randomness with her Quasi-boyfriend. Her main concern was that she felt as if she was being treated like a slide/jump/pop/buss down- whatever you crazy kids are calling it these days.

The treatment of this type of female is the cause of much misunderstanding between men and women. Self-respecting women are always uptight about potential slide treatment they are receiving. Often times what women deem as slide treatment is not what a man would call it. So Tha King got to thinking who would one know they are being given the "slide treatment?" Here's a few sure fire signs;



1. You only receive calls after 10pm: If your not good enough for day time minutes then your a slide. There are only 2 things being talked about after 10, sex and crime.

2. You don't know where he lives: The exceptions to this rule would be, he's over 25 and lives with his mama or he lives in the projects and knows you Boigie ass wouldn't approve. Other than that your a pop.

3. Your the only on traveling: If your taking 3 trains 4buses and a ferry boat to see a dude and all your getting hard dick and bubblegum, guess what honey?
3.5 You never go out or only go out at night.: Popeye's and blockbuster is not a date,
its a *%$# session. And if he's rushing to get you home before the sun rises its not cause hes a vampire.

4. You've never seen him during that time of the month: Why would he come over? He's not getting the box so there's really no point.


Those are just a fell tell tale signs that you probably are a slide. Did I miss any important ones?