Monday, October 19, 2009

Hateerr


 
I trust everyone had a safe and productive weekend. Tha King's weekend was bitter-sweet. Although they Yankees kicked ass, both the Jets and the Giants lost. This saddens Tha King, especially his beloved G-Men. We'll bounce back next week though. My weekend was also sleepless thanks to that damn movie Paranormal Activity. Tha King refuses to sleep with out a light on now. I had a whole weeks worth of Blog posts written out and ready to go, but sometimes things come up that need to be addressed. A warning to all of you people with short attention spans, this one may get a little lengthy. 
 
Tha King hates ignorance. It's completely unacceptable and unnecessary. The thing that pisses Tha King off the most about ignorant people is that they always feel the need to share their ignorant ass opinion. You know damn well what your mama told you about saying nice things. You can't tell an ignorant person anything, although I still try. Just yesterday I had a conversation(more like an argument) with this ignorant ass fool from a message board that I frequent. Instead of going on and on about what we were talking about, Tha King shall just provide some preface than let the convo speak for itself.
 
DISCLAIMER
-Yes, we rate women on a scale of 1-10. Don't ask me what your number is, I'm going to lie to you.
-Yes, we refer to some women as bitches(I just did it casue he did it, I'm sorry mama!)
-Yes, some of the pictures were topless. If they want to do their chicks dirty like that they can go right ahead. Watch who you send pictures to ladies.
 
 
It's a 3 person conversation, Myself (Tha King) Ignorant ass fool (Brandon) and Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson had posted some pictures of some of his lady friends for the viewing pleasure of the people on the message board. Everyone responded with pictures complimenting the females when here comes Mr Ignorant ass fool talking shit;
 
 ** Oct 18 Sun 22:48 **
Wade Wilson: Everyone ZZZZZzzzzz?
** Oct 18 Sun 22:50 **
Tha King: Nah, watching football.
** Oct 18 Sun 22:50 **
Wade Wilson: Bears game ??
** Oct 18 Sun 22:50 **
Tha King: Yessir
** Oct 18 Sun 22:51 **
Tha King: Yo wade where you find these spanish chicks? put me on.
** Oct 18 Sun 22:51 **
Wade Wilson: What kind?
** Oct 18 Sun 22:51 **
Wade Wilson: Dominica?
** Oct 18 Sun 22:51 **
Wade Wilson: Cuban mixed with puerto rican?
 
Enter Mr Ignorant.

** Oct 18 Sun 22:51 **
brandon: Bro that's the caliber of chicks u pull?
** Oct 18 Sun 22:51 **
Wade Wilson: That flavor is nice really really nice but crazy
** Oct 18 Sun 22:51 **
brandon: What's with all these NTrs(name of the message board) messing with fat girls
** Oct 18 Sun 22:51 **
brandon: Dumbfounded
** Oct 18 Sun 22:51 **
brandon: I do not talk to girls who weigh over 140
** Oct 18 Sun 22:53 **
Wade Wilson: How you know ? Pocket scale ?
** Oct 18 Sun 22:53 **
brandon: I ask every chick what her weight is
** Oct 18 Sun 22:53 **
brandon: If I'm talking to her
** Oct 18 Sun 22:53 **
brandon: And height
** Oct 18 Sun 22:54 **
Wade Wilson: They answer profoundly ?
** Oct 18 Sun 22:54 **
brandon: They're usually caught off guard
** Oct 18 Sun 22:54 **
brandon: Then I say its just a simple question
** Oct 18 Sun 22:54 **
brandon: And I get it out of them
 ** Oct 18 Sun 22:56 **
Tha King: My girl is over 140, she's also damn near 6 feet tall. It depends on who your dealing with
** Oct 18 Sun 22:56 **
brandon: I also woudnt fuck with a bitch over 6ft tall
** Oct 18 Sun 22:56 **
brandon: Cuz that's a man my brotha
** Oct 18 Sun 22:57 **
Tha King: That's your prerogative, that's also stupid reasoning, is a dude under 5'7" a female?
 brandon: That chick u posted with her boobs is easily pushing 160
** Oct 18 Sun 22:57 **
brandon: Probly 5'4
** Oct 18 Sun 22:59 **
Tha King: Your really hung up on weight.
** Oct 18 Sun 22:59 **
brandon: I'm just sayin
** Oct 18 Sun 22:59 **
 brandon: We'll all kno NTrs only pull dimes
** Oct 18 Sun 22:59 **
brandon: Yet all these pics I've seen were all of fat girls
** Oct 18 Sun 22:59 **
brandon: Excluding maybe one
 ** Oct 18 Sun 23:02 **
brandon: Ur black tho if recall right
** Oct 18 Sun 23:02 **
brandon: Black guys generally like heavier chicks
 ** Oct 18 Sun 23:05 **
Tha King: That's a lie
 ** Oct 18 Sun 23:05 **
Tha King: But yes I am black
 ** Oct 18 Sun 23:07 **
Tha King: And for perspective, I googled Beyonce's weight, she's btwn 130-160
** Oct 18 Sun 23:07 **
Tha King: U wouldn't smash?
 ** Oct 18 Sun 23:07 **
brandon: 130-160 is a HUGE difference
** Oct 18 Sun 23:07 **
brandon: Nobody knows her real weight
** Oct 18 Sun 23:07 **
brandon: Its all speculation
** Oct 18 Sun 23:07 **
brandon: And beyonce is not heavy
** Oct 18 Sun 23:08 **
Tha King: Would u smash is the question
** Oct 18 Sun 23:08 **
brandon: Yes
 ** Oct 18 Sun 23:08 **
Wade Wilson: Yes amen to that
 ** Oct 18 Sun 23:08 **
brandon: She's probly 1 of 3 black chicks I'd smash in the world
 ** Oct 18 Sun 23:08 **
brandon: That wildebeest is the best u cud pull?
 ** Oct 18 Sun 23:10 **
Tha King: Smh, dudes need to broaden they horizons.
 ** Oct 18 Sun 23:11 **
brandon: If I fucked all the fat/average chicks that I CUD have
 ** Oct 18 Sun 23:11 **
brandon: My #'s wud be in the 100's
** Oct 18 Sun 23:11 **
brandon: Quality > quantity
** Oct 18 Sun 23:13 **
Tha King: Brandon let's see these dimes u speak of
** Oct 18 Sun 23:13 **
brandon: I've posted mad chicks in here already
** Oct 18 Sun 23:13 **
brandon: I never said dimes either
** Oct 18 Sun 23:15 **
Tha King: I must have missed them
** Oct 18 Sun 23:15 **
brandon: Hold up will put a few up
** Oct 18 Sun 23:15 **
brandon: Does that suffice
** Oct 18 Sun 23:20 **
Tha King: No faces?
** Oct 18 Sun 23:20 **
brandon: There's faces
** Oct 18 Sun 23:20 **
brandon: The body structure is more of the focus
** Oct 18 Sun 23:21 **
Wade Wilson: Their all white though ? White girls are easy
** Oct 18 Sun 23:21 **
brandon: They're also the hottest
** Oct 18 Sun 23:21 **
brandon: None of those girls are under a 7
** Oct 18 Sun 23:23 **
Tha King: Can't tell with no faces
** Oct 18 Sun 23:23 **
Tha King: The one face I see is a 6 at best
** Oct 18 Sun 23:23 **
brandon: On the floor?
** Oct 18 Sun 23:24 **
Tha King: 6.5 round to 7 if you like
** Oct 18 Sun 23:24 **
brandon: Bro she's a model who's been published in mags
 ** Oct 18 Sun 23:25 **
Tha King: U never seen a ugly model?
 ** Oct 18 Sun 23:25 **
Wade Wilson: White skeletons, nothing to look at
 ** Oct 18 Sun 23:25 **
brandon: I never seen a model who's a 6 in a magazine, no
 ** Oct 18 Sun 23:25 **
brandon: That fat mexican bitch showing her pancake titties and sausage fingers is no higher than a 4
** Oct 18 Sun 23:26 **
Tha King: Well you said chick on the floor was a 7 so no, I guess u haven't.
** Oct 18 Sun 23:26 **
brandon: I said none of the chicks are under a 7
** Oct 18 Sun 23:26 **
brandon: That girl is easily an 8
** Oct 18 Sun 23:28 **
Tha King: Your scale is drastically different than mine.
** Oct 18 Sun 23:28 **
brandon: he posted king kong bro
 ** Oct 18 Sun 23:29 **
brandon: Girls in general are supposed to be petite feminine and delicate
** Oct 18 Sun 23:29 **
brandon: Not sumthing that belongs confined in a cage
** Oct 18 Sun 23:32 **
Tha King: I think that bitch on the floor belongs in a cage. To each his own
** Oct 18 Sun 23:34 **
Tha King: I'll keep my monkeys, u keep ur crack heads
** Oct 18 Sun 23:35 **
Tha King: Stop being a hater, u don't like, don't say anything. Simple

 
Well, that was long as hell. Anyways, what reason is their for this type of foolishness? "I only talk to girls that weight 140?" How stupid do you sound? I have no tolerance for white boys that try to put down women of other races because it's not their preference, then when we turn the tables and do the same thing they get offended. Women of all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Society is too hung up on these Lindsy Lohan looking chicks and as a result, people think that's the way a "beautiful" woman is supposed to look. Tha King thinks Lindsy Lohan looks like she's sick. Tha King has his my preference of how a woman is supposed to look, but what do I have to gain from going around putting down women that don't look the way I like? The main point of this post is, keep your ignorant ass opinions to yourself, that goes for everyone. No one wants to hear your nonsense. That's all for today people. Peace.



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5 comments:

  1. First SMH @ how guys talk about ladies. Second SMFH @ that ignorant ass clown. Third i also think that Lindsy looks type ill. Personally i think ribs are unattractive on both men and women if your over ...let say 21 and your ribs stick out then you need a better job to feed yourself better......This guy said 140 lol he must loooooooove him some children. I feel sorry for whoever hes gonna end up with in life.

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  2. I don’t even know where to begin with this fool. This guy doesn’t sound like he has a particular type that many people in the world may have when looking for a companion. He just has a fetish. “Petite and Delicate” sounds like a piece of silk that he wraps up in at night. One thing is for sure he does not have any knowledge of height and weight ratios. Anyway, there are some thick Caucasian women that seem appealing in which he would consider fat. I personally can’t find my self (excuse the graphics) ramming a bad of bones as if I am trying to hump down a door jam. Neither can I feel comfortable walking hand in hand with my significant other looking like an AIDS patient. I surely hope that he does not hook up with the wrong skinny chick and catch something. I was beside my self when he referred to a female that is 6ft a dude. I mean, ignorance is an understatement.            His references to shapely women lead me to believe that he is lacking in the plumbing department and can’t handle something that may give him competition. I take it that he probably is a sore loser in many things in life as well. Rhetorically, I wonder if he will leave the woman that he gets pregnant because she puts on weight. I find it hard to believe that he would say white girls are the hottest being that there attractiveness is one dimensional, a pretty face. Fore play is difficult with them because you can’t find the breast because all you feel is cross bones. If you’re looking for a sofa, why would you pick the one with the thinnest cushions? I can answer this for him and excuse me you elegant and classy women that may read this, but…….his tools can’t get past the cheeks. I’m sorry……but I said it….  IceO   

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  3. the brandon character is clearly a shock poster, and u fed into it... no one in this world is that much of a schlep

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  4. 1st wow SMFH at the fact that there's a group rating girls on a scale is beauty no longer in a eye of the beholder do guys really always have to bring it down to a scale of 1-10...and I'm gonna play devils advocate here and say does Brandon not have the right to his on preference of girls no matter how ignorant it may sound or how non pretty they may look??...Hey who knows maybe Brandon doesn't have a big enough man hood to hold up against a well grown thick, bootylicious woman, maybe he likes skinny crack headed looking women cause it builds his confidence about looking big against a small azz LMAO who knows...

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  5. Amen King. That fool was just talking trash for no reason. How much you wanna bet he tried to holla at a female with some curves and he got turned down? Everyone is beautiful in their own way and everyone has their preference. There's no need to put anyone down. And since when is 140 lbs fat? My gosh. *smh*

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