Happy Monday to everyone out there in Blogger land. Tha King had a very eventful weekend, actually I didn't but it just sounds better to say that you did. I trust everyone watch the Rihanna interview. Tha King won't speak on it yet, I think I'm going to watch it again and make a post out of it. Stay tuned.
For those of you that don't know, and I don't know how you could not know by now, Tha King is a sports fanatic. Football, baseball, tennis, rugby, you name it and I'll watch it. Sports is wonderful, the action, the drama, the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat(sorry I had to). Sport has the ability to put you through a myriad of emotions, mainly because these are real people with real lives and problems that your watching. No actors needed. Often times Tha King finds himself applying elements of sports to other parts of life. My relationship for example. Any relationship for the matter. If we could do certain things that are done in sports in our relationships we would live much happier, conflict free lives. So with out further adieu, here are some things in sports that should be used in relationships.
Free Agency; What a wonderful concept. You sign an agreement to be loyal to one person for a certain amount of time. Once that time is up, you can stay with your mate, or hit the open market looking for something new. Like a relationship with and expiration date Saves the pain of breakups, you know damn well my contract is up. You can even make an offer to stay with me, or I can keep it moving on to the next one.
Instant Replay; Picture this, your out having a "romantic interlude" with your significant other( sex, for the slowpokes). Everything is good, your doing all the nasty stuff your mate loves. She/He is loving it. Getting louder as you keep going. All of a sudden they open their mouth to call you name, "ohh..................." Hold the fuck up, did you just call me Rico?! Who the FUCK its Rico!?! Of course she's going to deny it, "oh no baby I heard me wrong." This could be a problem....so lets go to the videotape!
Arbitration; You Know that argument that you to can never settle? You go back and forth but neither side is willing to concede? Whether its Lights on or off, KFC or Popeye's, His mom's house for X-mas or yours. You two are never gonna settle it by yourselves, so why not let someone else do it for you?
Awards; Everyone likes to be appreciated. What better way to show your girl you care than to nominated her for M.V.P.? Most Valuable pussy.
See? Who said sports never helped you out in real life?
Free Agency-is something that is greatly needed, feel to many ppl feel every relationship will be their last "this is the one". No some ppl r a temp fix. Every person u date (this goes to females mostly) does not have to be the one. Keep an open mind and break ups wont be so bad. Basically dont go into something with crazy expectations, let it flow...
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