Happy Friday folks. This was passed on to me by a young woman who comes to my job from time to time. She is a psychology professor @ York College. So if anyone goes to that school and comes across a Professor Thompson, you can thank her personally.
There is no magic in the world. None, sorry to all you Harry Potter fans. The closest thing to magic in the world is the effect of the one magic word. What makes the magic word so magical? I'll tell you, but don't going telling everyone about the magic word. Only a few people were meant to know of its powers. Think about it, this word can be a noun, adjective, verb. It is understood by everyone all over the world. It has the power to bring joy to the hearts and faces of people, yet it can also be used as a weapon against your enemies.
What is the word you ask? Why it's FUCK of course.
Now I know your parents told you it was such a terrible word, they're wrong. Cancer is a terrible word. War is a terrible word, Tumor is a terrible word. Fuck? It's wonderful!
Don't believe me?
Try this experiment, call your significant other up right now on the phone. You can even send him/her a text. Tell them you've been thinking about fucking them, or that you can't wait to get home and fuck them. I guarantee It will bring smile to their face. Need more proof? The next time someone is pushing you to your limit, look them in the eye and say "FUCK YOU" You'll feel liberated! You can go across the globe and tell someone fuck you and they'll know what your talking about.
That's about it for today folks, short post but Tha King thinks you'll like it. Hey, if you don't then fuck you. Til next time.
Lol.
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