The winds of change.

For those of you who have been wondering why there has been no activity on the blog in sometime. It's because I had to move over to wordpress(long story) 

The new address to the Blog is Regal Thoughts. They're will be a lot of new content on this version of the site. I'll be showing my artistic side a little more. Thanks to all the people who have been reading and replying and I hope you enjoy the new blog! 

A Few Good Men

It's become fairly obvious that I know far more women than I do men. It's a gift and a curse. On one hand I gain valuable insight into the mind of a female, I know how they think, what they like. I'm well taken care of and some of them are just really nice to look at. On the other hand...you b*tches is crazy! (Before I continue I would like to make it clear that I mean no disrespect when I use the term "bitch". For more understanding about my use of the word, please watch this..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmpeTZ9B7rk&feature=youtube_gdata_player) This isn't a female bashing post though, well in a way it is, but not blatantly.  Today I would like to talk about my frustration with one of the most commonly asked questions by women. "WHY AREN'T THERE ANY GOOD MEN OUT THERE,"?

Before I proceed with my actual response, I'd like to pose this question to the women of the world; Where the f*ck is "there,?!". In your city? State? At your school? In the clubs/ lounges/ bars that you go to? Perhaps you need to stop meeting dudes during happy hour at the same damn place you go to every week. Just a suggestion, on to the realness.....

I have good news and bad news ladies. The news is that your absolutely right. There are no "good" men out there. The bad news is, its your fault. for two reasons;

1. You don't know what a good man is; "Good" is a subjective word. I think Pootie Tang was a GOOD movie. My mother thinks it's absolutely ridiculous. Kakey thinks she gives GOOD head, Pinky and Super head would say otherwise. Your idea of good is based on your expectations, which are influenced by Disney movies, Usher Albums and Brown Sugar, none of which are reality. To find a good man you need to adjust your expectations of a what a good man is. A large majority of women's "good man" is in actuality a perfect man, and a perfect man does not exist. That doesn't mean you have to settle for someone your unhappy with, it just means you need to re-prioritize what your looking for and what your willing to look past.

2. Your enabling men to be the pieces of shit you complain about. One of the fundamental differences between men and women is that women don't choose mates based on the person they see before them. Women choose based on potential. They see what a man COULD become and that's why they mess with him despite the fact the presently he's a freaking bum. Most men gauge their self worth on the quality of women they deal with. You know he was a loser when you met him, but he was 6'2" and has a big dick so you fuck with him. thinking you'll inspire him to better himself....but why should he better himself for you? The one that fucked him when he was a loser? If he starts to better himself he's going to start to think he needs a better woman, be it better looking, a bigger freak, more successful. What's the point of building an army if your just going to stay on the land you already have? Men want to conquer. The solution? Stop dating losers and thinking your love will cause them to spread their wings and fly, it ain't happening.

*Disclaimer* These statements don't apply to all women or men. Just going off what I've seen and been told.

War of the Roses

*Disclaimer; This is in no way making fun or being critical of overweight ppl, hell I'm overweight. It's merely a commentary on what I observe and believe to be true. You may observe something completely different and that's fine, this isn't your damn blog.

Despite what some people like to believe, Men and Women are not equal. We live in a society full of double standards and hypocrisy in regards to gender, race, age, etc. Today I'd like to talk about one of the those double standards that seems to be oft misrepresented. Approximately 30.6% of the United States population is considered obese, this is the highest % of any country in the world. This blog is not Americans and our fat ass habits though. The question today; Is obesity more accepted amongst Males or Females?

Social media sites(in 2012 the best barometer of what is going on in society.) are flooded with Big Girl empowering pictures, articles and slogans.

"Real men like curves"

"Big girls do it better"

As I'm typing this I did a quick Google search of "Big Girls" and came across two blog posts entitled "6 reasons why you should date a fat girl." and "Are Big girls better in bed?".

Go to the mall. There's Ashley Stewart, The Avenue, Lane Bryant, all stores that sell plus sized clothes for women. All designed to make sure plus sized women don't miss out on the opportunity to be fashionable.

What do we have for Big men?....I'll wait....

Big and Tall man stores?? (Who's clothes suck by the way.) While brands like the gap and Ralph Lauren do sell larger sizes, they must be ordered online and the styles are still limited at best.

When it comes to dating and relationships, big men get the short end of the stick as well. Men, largely because of your our unquenchable blood thirst for vagina, are accepting of women of all sizes. As long you as have big boobs and a fat ass there are guys that will go after you. "More cushion of the pushin."Women on the other hand, not all but a good enough amount, are extremely particular when it comes to the physical features of their mates. Love handles and a gut are not to popular features. Ladies, honestly speaking, how many times have you dismissed a guy because he had man-boobs?(Trust me, I know). Big women are generally comfortable with their sexuality, that's why its not unlikely to see one in lingerie and sexy undergarments just like the sz 2 girls. I have yet to see, nor do I care to, a big ass dude w/ leopard print Speedos on.(shutters). Big women boast about the men they attract almost as much as "Skinny Bitches", they frequent the clubs and get hit on by waves of men. They have empowering club anthems. Meanwhile, Big dudes are avoided like the plague when in the club, at least it would seem that way if you look at how women act towards them. That is, unless they've got money. Green has a very...slimming effect on men.

When observing people in their social circles it is also evident that the men have a tougher time in society. While they may say mean or hurtful things behind a woman's back, a big girl's female friends are generally supportive of her appearance. They constantly encourage her, telling her she's sexy. They rarely question her eating habits unless it becomes particularly destructive. When she decides she wants to lose weight, they are supportive then too.

Men on the other hand are relentless with the fat jokes, pranks etc. Even between friends, calling a woman a fat ass is a sin. Men on the other hand are quick to drop the fat bomb in regards to one of his boys for a quick laugh. We will tear down an ridicule a friend(unknowingly of course, there are rarely malicious intent.)

We do have some redeeming qualities though. One good thing about males is that they are very supportive of an overweight friend who is looking to lose.

Botton line is, the plight of the big man is overlooked. "Big boys need love too,".

Do you agree? Disagree?

I need a girl (5 reasons why your single, the male version)

Happy New Year, I hope you all had a happy and healthy holiday. Lets make 2012 the best year ever. Looking forward. I know alot of young men are steadly paying off the massive credit card bills they racked up during the holidays just to turn around and swipe those cards again for V-day next month. The price we pay for the ones we love. In all actuallty it's better than the alternative. Although most men would never admit it, being single this time of year SUCKS. Most men have only themselves to blame for their lonely, jergens filled nights. The ratio of women to men in this country is 4:1, if you can't find a women than it's probably more you than anything else. That being said, here's part 2 of the 5 reasons that as is still single. Part 1 focused on the ladies, now it's time to show the guys some love.



5. Your a bitch; Women are looking for a MAN. Not a metrosexual sissy that drinks white wine and loves to cuddle while watching The Notebook. I hear women constantly say that they want to feel protected. How are you going to protect your woman when your jeans are just as tight as hers? This is becoming a bigger and bigger issue with today's men. It's ok to be in touch with your sensitive side, but if that's your ONLY side than you need to pull your pants down, locate your sack and start stop acting like you have a placenta.


4.You have no ambition; Wale named his album Ambition for a reason. Yes, It's quite an accomplishment that your ranked top 30 in the world in the new Call of Duty. You should be very proud that you won your fantasy football league the last 3 seasons, but the harsh reality is; that isn't gonna get you any ass. Like I said in the last post women can smell ambition. Which also means, they know if you ain't about ish. The prospect of having to support your x-box playing, papa johns pizza eating, "aspiring" rapper ass is not attractive at all to a woman.


3. Your a cheater; Of course women cheat just as much as men. So why is it only on the list for men? Because women are (for the most part) smart enough not to date someone that they know is a cheater. Men are so stupid that they think it won't happen to them, or that they can change a cheaters ways. Word to the wise guys, the only think that will stop a cheater from cheating is themselves. Women (again for the most part) respect the boundaries of a relationship and will therefore not pursue a taken man,


2. Your Broke; Broke of course is a relative thing. You don't have to be pushing a BMW or Range Rover( although they would help...). As long as your making an honest living, your able to pay your bills and occasionally take a female to a nice resturant or buy her a nice gift for the holidays. The broke we're talking about is the dudes that have to get their phone in their momma name, then have to borrow money from their baby mama to pay the bill, all the while going to the strip club 3 times a week and making it drizzle on some chick named Caramel .

1.Your Crazy; Lets face it, there are dudes out that are straight bonkers. Men don't handle their emotions as well as females to, so negative feelings such as jealousy, fear and sadness often manifest themselves in the form of crazy ass actions. Fellas check yourself, calling someone 20 times a day, showing up unannounced at one's job/home, following them around, these things are not cool and will not make a woman want to be with you. Tat your name so you know its real? More like tat my name so I know you crazy. Of course if the woman is crazy too then she probably likes that kind of stuff. In which case you two can live on in lunatic love. Dat shit cray!