Patience!!

See? I told you I'm trying for consistency. 2 posts in 2 days, Pat me on the back people. Hard to believe Easter is upon us. Congratulations to all those dedicated people who gave up something for lent. Your 40 days are nearly complete. If you cheated, well your going to hell. I kid I kid.

With the warm weather fast approaching, the hordes of single men are going to be on the prowl once again(those that took the winter off). For those that are lucky enough to meet a nice young lady over the summer, or two or three; that's your prerogative, Tha King would like to school you to a mistake that so many guys make in there attempt to make their way into a women's pants. I can guarantee all of the men reading this have made this fatal mistake at least once. What mistake you ask? Your doing it right now....

Lets say you meet a young lady at the (insert location here). You exchange numbers or twitters or whatever the heck people exchange these days, and you get in a few nice conversations. The young lady agrees to go out on a date with you. So you arrive, on time, dressed good, smelling good. You pick up your lady and off you go. The date is great, you two clicked and you had a blast. You pull up in front of her apt and she invites you upstairs.(Your thinking to yourself, "SCORE!" negative) She offers you a drink and you sit on the couch and talk more. The talking leads to a touch. Which turns to a rub, then a kiss. Next think you know your making out. You reach you had around the small of her back and begin to lift up her top......BAM! You get rejected and get the Mutumbo finger wave to boot. This is going to happen with 70% of women.

Your reaction to this cruel rejection is key if your every actually gonna get any from her. You can't make up an excuse to leave two minutes later, you can't delete her number from you phone. You CAN NOT go into cocky mode and shrug it saying "Fine! I didn't want you anyway." What I'm trying to say is persistence and patience begin with a P, just like Pu$$y. If you act like a dick your definitely not getting any. Stay, talk more. Call her the next day, take her out again the next weekend. If you don't hit it on the 2nd date ITS OK.

As guys we let our arrogance get in the way too often. The first rejection doesn't mean you not getting any. It just means she doesn't want to come off as that chick that gives it up the first night(the exception being that last 30 percent, of which 20 will let you hit that night and the final 10% who will let you hit it in the car on the side of the highway on the way from the restaurant.) If she hasn't given it up by the forth date get the hell out of there.

Exposed

Another long overdue post. I'm finding it hard to devote time to sit down a make a quality post with all the other things I have going on. Hopefully once Tha King get some kind of routine back in his life the post will start coming regularly again. Now down to business.

"They say two wrongs don't make a right." One of the oldest cliques in the book. First of all, who is "They" and who made them so damn knowledgeable about wrong and right? Is there ever a time when a wrong is justified by an even greater wrong? Allow me to tell you the story of my young friend Cuba. Cuba is young college student who up until recently was in a committed relationship. For reasons unknown to Tha King, young Cuba came to the conclusion that she was missing something in her relationship and decided to find that missing something in the bed of another man.

All was well and good until Cuba's boyfriend found out about her unsavory activities. Needless to say he was none to pleased. In fact he felt the need to seek revenge on his scandalous significant other. Over the course of their relationship, Cuba's boyfriend had amassed an impressive collection of pictures and videos of young Cuba in some....compromising positions. Mr Cuba decided these were the perfect means with which to exact his revenge. He made a webpage(I'll try and find the link) with all of Cuba's personally information, the details of her infidelity, and the pictures and videos that until recently were for his eyes only. Needless to say Cuba was completely humiliated as her photos spread thought her entire school and out into cyberspace, forever accessible to the public.

This brings up a rather interesting issue. While the male reaction has been firmly supportive of the actions of Cuba's boyfriend, The opposite sex has cried foul. They say that the punishment was cruel and unusual and that if he felt it necessary to retaliate he could have done so in a less drastic way. Tha King believes this is bullshit. First off, the guilty do not get to negotiate their punishment. Your guilty, you should have considered the repercussions beforehand. In this post Jazmine Sullivan, Lorena Bobbit, bust your windows out world, all's fair in love and war. I believe there's a line in that song that says she had to do something to make him hurt, same applies in this situation. What women fail to realize is that infidelity is just as hurt, if not more, to a man. Its a devastating blow to ones ego. At the time the man in question needed to make Cuba feel the way he did at the time, helpless.

So, did the punishment fit the crime? Guys, would you have done the same? Something different? Nothing at all? Ladies, if you discover your significant other is an infidel what is your method of retaliation if at all?