Another snowy, shitty day in the city. Does anyone else see the irony that Dallas Texas was covered in a foot of snow for all star weekend , meanwhile in Canada at the winter Olympic games there's a shortage of snow. Crazy, but I digress, I'm sure everyone had a nice romantic valentines day with their boo. Flowers, chocolates(which didn't arrive until Tuesday. Fuck you proflowers.com) and love, what better way to show you man/woman you care?
For all you once a year don Juan's that think you can show out once a year on the 14th allow me to bring you back to reality. Women are simple creatures with short memories, your whole elaborate Vday plan well be completely forgotten by March 14th. Women need to be reminded on a daily basis that you love and cherish them, much like you constantly want to be reminded that your putting it down in the bedroom(when according to most chicks, your not.) So to all my fellas out there, the flower store is open year round( If you don't know where the flower store is because you've been buying your V-day gifts on the side of the highway service road from the Indian guy then there's no hope for you.) bring your girl some flowers, take her out to a nice restaurant just because. You make think its corny but there are 4 other dudes on the side willing to do all the corny shit you won't do if it means they can get into your shorty's pants.
This is a two-way street ladies. Get your shit together. That lingerie you break out once a year is not cutting it. There are chicks out here that will dress up every night for the D that you take for granted. Be a freak for your man or lose him to a chick that while be his freak.
Love isn't a once a year thing people. Its 24/7, 365. Act right or you'll be spending next valentines day in your PJ's eating ice cream out the container watching The Notebook. You've been warned. KING OUT.
