Damn Homie, In High School You Was The Man Homie, WTF Happen To You?

Tha King hates Tuesdays, always have. Your not halfway through the week but you've already work two days. For the first time I'm not looking forward to Thanksgiving, more specifically the days after thanksgiving. Tha King is not excited about eating some manifestation of turkey for the next four days, Turkey sandwich, Turkey salad, Turkey omelet, turkey soup... Anyways, I figured I would throw in a post today because I'm almost certain that I won't be doing anymore this week. 
 
The oldies station is playing on the radio at work today, every once in a while a song comes on from a artist that makes you go, "Damn, what the f*ck happen to them?" Of course that got Tha King thinking about a bunch of other people that fell of the face of the earth seemingly;
 
 

Ja Rule and Ashanti; Damn homies! Yall were the two hottest artists in music for a while. What happened? Did Ashanti forget how to sing? Could she ever in the first place? Ja Rule takes the double L, not only did you let some dude name Curtis single handedly demolish you career, Irv Gotti got some Ashanti ass and you didn't! Shame on you! Even Nelly hit that. I'm ashamed to say we live in the same borough

Sisqo; Was he gay? He had to be gay, straight dudes don't take pictures like this. For a while people were saying that Dru Hill was the next Boyz II Men, yea, that worked well. He had his 15 mins of fame as a solo artist with the thong song. Now he's just to butt of alot of jokes. You can't tell me this guy isn't gay man. He's got platinum hair! Enter the dragon...I think the Dragon was entering him
 
 
The Rock; IF YA SMELLLLL......No rock, all we smell now is those B-grade disney movies you keep putting out. You said you were leaving wrestling to be a serious actor, Return to witch mountain? That's your idea of serious. Save yourself and get your candy ass back back in the ring. I used to love this guy man, I had the eye brow down and everything. Now look at you, Jabroni
 


Bad Boy Records; 112, Black Rob, Da Band, Loon, G Dep, Carl Thomas, Mario Winans, Shyne, the list goes on forever. Bad Boy artists drop like flies. Only the one know as Diddy knows the whereabouts of these people. Personally the Tha King thinks he had them all killed, take that take that. What about Yung Joc? What happened to him? You've got some explaining to do Mr Combs. Why would anyone want to work for Diddy if you end up missing?
 
I could be here all day listing people. I'll turn it over to you people? Who else has fallen off the map like a shooting star? King Out.

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